Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
Oh my god no
Oh dear lord
Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”
… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?
Dogs make everything better
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This is why I have a problem with people who hate dogs.
The corgis in this kill me oh man they are cute
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
Master Yi Skins with the VU
NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO
Pokemon Amie is going to be the end of us all. Death by da’wing
oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU
Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.
i am leopard.
Aaaaaaaaa, snow kitty~! ;w;