raptorthedoctor:

here-itssafe-hereits-warm:

arcanehex:

colo12spinner:

ask-kirby-characters:

themaraudersboys:

crazilyawesome:

allrightevans:

itatemyhand:

districtcuatro:

numbertwopensyl:

ceruleanmoon:

always-riddikulus:

Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

Omg that comment.

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

Oh my god no

Oh dear lord

monsterjess:

justintheamazingallan:

fuckingshitupsince1998:

for real..

Macaroni wigs at the time were extremely fashionable and this led to Macaroni being a contemporary slang for foppishness/fashionable. Doodle meant idiot and Yankee was a term for Colonials. Sooooo basically the ryhme is saying “Americans are such uncivilized dickheads that they could stick a feather in their cap and think themselves fancy.”    

… And why was I not taught this in school alongside the years of repetitive American history?

thatonetrilla:

holy458:

piranhabites:

iraffiruse:

Dogs make everything better

THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS

This is why I have a problem with people who hate dogs.

The corgis in this kill me oh man they are cute

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

docdrex:

Master Yi Skins with the VU

wukong-themonkeyking:

How can you drink through that helmet, though?

//Ask Zed!

rp-with-a-charizard-turned-pony:

dragonitehugs:

returnerofthesky:

ah

really good

NO NO N NO N O N ON NO NO ON NO NO NONO NOON NON N NOON ONOOOOOO

Pokemon Amie is going to be the end of us all. Death by da’wing

halbean:

ironychan:

thecatlurker:

hungrylikethewolfie:

zooophagous:

oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU

Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.

i am leopard. 

KITTY.

Aaaaaaaaa, snow kitty~! ;w;

ruetasogare:

toarrispirate:

edward-norton-antivirus:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

i wanna know where the kid learned how to hit the cat

Reblogging for the comments, because FUCKING FINALLY.

well, they do say experience is a harsh teacher